Tag: 1 star

Immortals

Immortals

Posted November 14, 2011

Admittedly, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Immortals. But I did not like it at all, which is why I haven’t seen it again now that it’s opened.

Beastly

Beastly

Posted September 20, 2011

How many critics, do you think, used the title of this film to describe the film itself?

Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood

Posted September 3, 2011

Going in, this movie had a lot stacked against it. I don’t like Catherine Hardwick. I don’t like Amanda Seyfried. I did not expect much.

Never Let Me Go

Never Let Me Go

Posted September 14, 2010

As much as I like to see science fiction movies outside the expected tropes of the genre I wouldn’t recommend this one.

There was an interesting mystery that initially drew me in. I wanted to

The Last Airbender

The Last Airbender

Posted July 10, 2010

This has already been out for a week and the reviews have been horrible, so you don’t really need to hear from me. But, in case you’re curious, here’s a reason why…

Fundamentally, I think the biggest flaw in this film is that M. Night Shyamalan stayed too

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Posted June 25, 2009

I had high hopes for Transformers 2, I’ll admit. The trailer promised sharp, breath taking action, a little humor, robot fights, guy and girl running hand in hand, a bit of a deeper mythology and the expectation of a happy ending.

I think it was probably too much to expect any sort of deeper mythology, but with a good writer it could have

Twilight

Twilight

Posted November 21, 2008

Cinematically flawed, and in frustrating and easily avoidable ways that I unequivocally blame Catherine Hardwicke for, and a little bit Summit for hiring her.

I think the biggest problem is they made a movie for the fans. And you can’t do that

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Posted July 29, 2008

Really there’s very little I can say about this movie, because there’s very little movie to say anything about. The characters are one dimensional. There is virtually no story (and I’m saying that about one of the Mummy movies. Wrap your head around that.) There’s a lot of action.

Sydney White

Sydney White

Posted October 6, 2007

This wasn’t quite as sweet and cute and charming as I’d hoped. Not sure why. I think some things that were intended to be funny or cute just sort of fell flat.