Tag: 1 star

Posted November 14, 2011 : Henry Cavill, Luke Evans, Review

Admittedly, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Immortals. But I did not like it at all, which is why I haven’t seen it again now that it’s opened.

Posted September 20, 2011 : Review

How many critics, do you think, used the title of this film to describe the film itself?

Red Riding Hood
Posted September 3, 2011 : Review

Going in, this movie had a lot stacked against it. I don’t like Catherine Hardwick. I don’t like Amanda Seyfried. I did not expect much.

Never Let Me Go
Posted September 14, 2010 : Kiera Knightley, Review

As much as I like to see science fiction movies outside the expected tropes of the genre I wouldn’t recommend this one.

There was an interesting mystery that initially drew me in. I wanted to

Posted July 29, 2010 : Review

It’s kind of hard to score a movie like this, because all of the elements are different (though, sort of, they shouldn’t be which is why it comes out so low).

Stylishly directed, this isn’t so much a film as a series of performances. And the singing and dancing and

The Last Airbender
Posted July 10, 2010 : Review

This has already been out for a week and the reviews have been horrible, so you don’t really need to hear from me. But, in case you’re curious, here’s a reason why…

Fundamentally, I think the biggest flaw in this film is that M. Night Shyamalan stayed too

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Posted June 25, 2009 : Review

I had high hopes for Transformers 2, I’ll admit. The trailer promised sharp, breath taking action, a little humor, robot fights, guy and girl running hand in hand, a bit of a deeper mythology and the expectation of a happy ending.

I think it was probably too much to expect any sort of deeper mythology, but with a good writer it could have

Posted November 21, 2008 : Review, Robert Pattinson

Cinematically flawed, and in frustrating and easily avoidable ways that I unequivocally blame Catherine Hardwicke for, and a little bit Summit for hiring her.

I think the biggest problem is they made a movie for the fans. And you can’t do that

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Posted July 29, 2008 : Review

Really there’s very little I can say about this movie, because there’s very little movie to say anything about. The characters are one dimensional. There is virtually no story (and I’m saying that about one of the Mummy movies. Wrap your head around that.) There’s a lot of action.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Posted October 20, 2007 : Brad Pitt, Review

slowest, most boring movie EVER. I was so disappointed. seriously, I fell asleep during it. Granted, it was only for about two minutes but still; it’s a movie you can fall asleep in.